Danny: CHiPs. Reminds me of CHiPs. You remember CHiPs?
Steve: Of course I remember CHiPs. You know I always thought that would be the sweetest gig. You get to ride a motorcycle all day, solving crimes, you go on chases.
Danny: No, n-no, you know, the mortality rate for motor cops is five times higher than regular people.
Steve: Danny, it’s a TV cop fantasy. Why you got to ruin it with statistics?
Danny: All right, fine, it’s a TV cop fantasy. In my TV cop fantasy, I am Erik Estrada, you’re the other guy.
Steve: I don’t think so, baby.
Hawaii Five-0, 1.14 - He Kane Hewa’ole